Joel Osteen, an evangelical Baptist babbler, is your pre-fab windbag.
He makes it seem so easy!
With lots of schmaltz and a glitzy globe on top! [Clip]
[“Well, God bless you. It’s a joy to come into your homes, and if you’re ever in our area please stop by, be a part of one of our services, I promise you we will make you feel right at home.”]
It’s a feel-good gospel with a folksy Texas twang.
No matter how you hear it your heart’s gonna go bang-bang. [Clip]
[“Say it like you mean it!
This is my Bible.
I am what it says I am.
I have what it says I have.
I can do what it says I can do.
Today I will be taught the word of God.
I’ll boldly confess,
my mind is alert,
my heart is receptive,
I will never be the same,
in Jesus’ name.
God bless you.”]
It’s a Me-Centered “creed,” Olsteen’s “screed” of self-help hokum-poke-em.
Revving up his hypnotized spectators into a colossal Group Therapy Session, Olsteen primes his emotional invalids to recite a “confession” that replaces the historic Nicene Creed.
For Nicene’s avowal of the Holy Trinity, hope for the resurrection of the dead, looking for the life of the world to come, lacks the zap to keep Olstein’s audience in rapt subjection. [Clip]
[“I want to talk to you today about recognizing who you are. It’s easy to go through life being defined by how we were raised, what we saw modeled growing up, what people have said, or mistakes we’ve made. We end up wearing these labels, average, not talented, unattractive, too short. This distorted image is keeping us from who God created us to be. How you see yourself will determine how high you will go.”]
Last time I checked we’re supposed to go low.
“Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”
“Learn from Me,” Jesus adds, “for I am humble in heart.”
That’ll make any good-feelin’ sheep in the pews get the blues and quickly depart.
[Clip]
[“You have to go back to what your Creator says. He calls you a mighty hero. He calls you a barrier breaker, a giant killer, a masterpiece, a prize possession.”]
Shifting the exclusive message of God to Gideon and David, Olsteen fasten’s it to his fans in their padded bleachers.
Yes, certain heroes of the Bible waxed valiant in fights, turned to flight armies of the aliens, and subdued kingdoms.
But most had trial of cruel mockings, scourgings, imprisonments.
Were sawn asunder—Isaiah— while others were slain with the sword, being “destitute, afflicted, and tormented.”
If Olsteen preaches that kind of Biblical heroism his bleachers would be empty, abandoned, and vacated next time he rants center stage.
The monsignor preens again! [Clip]
[“Here we go!
This is my Bible.
I am what is says I am.
I have what it says I have.
I can do what it says I can do.
Today I will be taught the word of God.
I’ll boldly confess,
my mind is alert,
my heart is receptive,
I will never be the same,
in Jesus’ name.”]
‘I have what the Bible says I have,’ Olsteen affirms?
“Unto you is given not only to believe in Christ,” St Paul asserts, “but to suffer for His sake.”
‘I can do what the Bible says I can do,’ declares Olsteen?
“Except a man deny himself and take up his Cross daily,” exhorts Jesus, “he cannot be My disciple.”
If we wrap our heads around the true teachings of Jesus, grasp the full reach of both the Old and New Testaments, realize the self-sacrifice Jesus calls us to, then we’ll turn off Olsteen’s television evangelism right quick.
Switch it off. [Clip]
[“YOU MAY BE STRUGGLING WITH DEPRESSION, YOUR REPORT SHOULD BE, THIS IS ONLY TEMPORARY. THIS IS NOT WHO I AM. I AM FREE. I AM HAPPY. I HAVE A BRIGHT FUTURE. THE DREAM MAY LOOK TO BIG, BUT I KNOW WITH GOD, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE. NEW DOORS ARE ABOUT TO OPEN. GOOD BREAKS ARE LOOKING FOR ME. DIVINE CONNECTIONS, THE RIGHT PEOPLE ARE HEADED MY WAY.”]
Norman Vincent Peale on steroids.
He plugged it with Positive Thinking.
Osteen plugs it with sacred psychiatry.
Betcha most of his Olsteen’s fans add a little Prozac to their daily dose of warm and fuzzy hopes.
Olsteen’s self-help claptrap is simply psychologizing hype, sugar-coated with biblicized saccharine and spice.
Frankly…
I prefer pepper that stings, punctures, pierces, and bites.
The problem is not the blasphemous Christ mocking scum like the jew loving Osteen monster. Opportunistic scum like Osteen will ALWAYS be around to deceive and fleeces ignorant red neck fools so as to make millions working for Satan
Is IS the vile degenerate hypocrite morally bankrupt putrid itch ear scum who flock to his demonic circus of Satan to enjoin him in his facade of Gospel church -NOT – but a synagogue of Satan.All of these criminally ignorant redneck brain dead bed wetting fundi-moronical /evanJEWical Zio FRAUD Christians -They all emanate from Southern Baptist Morns who spawned filth like Hagee – BOTH of the Grahams and their jew worshiping Christ mocking ilk.
FACT virtually of these horrid unprovoked wars starting with WWI were enabled and or supported by these stupid irresponsible irresponsible mindless animals – BAPT-DUHS – of one stripe or another.
The TOTALLY UNPROVOKED invasion and DESTRUCTION of innocent Iraq was a CLASSIC example of the evil Capabilities of these dangerous peace threatening evangelicals for Satan scum.
Brother Nathanael Refutes Joel Osteen
Want some preachy, glittery, pumped-up hoopla?
Joel Osteen, an evangelical Baptist babbler, is your pre-fab windbag.
He makes it seem so easy!
With lots of schmaltz and a glitzy globe on top! [Clip]
[“Well, God bless you. It’s a joy to come into your homes, and if you’re ever in our area please stop by, be a part of one of our services, I promise you we will make you feel right at home.”]
It’s a feel-good gospel with a folksy Texas twang.
No matter how you hear it your heart’s gonna go bang-bang. [Clip]
[“Say it like you mean it!
This is my Bible.
I am what it says I am.
I have what it says I have.
I can do what it says I can do.
Today I will be taught the word of God.
I’ll boldly confess,
my mind is alert,
my heart is receptive,
I will never be the same,
in Jesus’ name.
God bless you.”]
It’s a Me-Centered “creed,” Olsteen’s “screed” of self-help hokum-poke-em.
Revving up his hypnotized spectators into a colossal Group Therapy Session, Olsteen primes his emotional invalids to recite a “confession” that replaces the historic Nicene Creed.
For Nicene’s avowal of the Holy Trinity, hope for the resurrection of the dead, looking for the life of the world to come, lacks the zap to keep Olstein’s audience in rapt subjection. [Clip]
[“I want to talk to you today about recognizing who you are. It’s easy to go through life being defined by how we were raised, what we saw modeled growing up, what people have said, or mistakes we’ve made. We end up wearing these labels, average, not talented, unattractive, too short. This distorted image is keeping us from who God created us to be. How you see yourself will determine how high you will go.”]
Last time I checked we’re supposed to go low.
“Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”
“Learn from Me,” Jesus adds, “for I am humble in heart.”
That’ll make any good-feelin’ sheep in the pews get the blues and quickly depart.
[Clip]
[“You have to go back to what your Creator says. He calls you a mighty hero. He calls you a barrier breaker, a giant killer, a masterpiece, a prize possession.”]
Shifting the exclusive message of God to Gideon and David, Olsteen fasten’s it to his fans in their padded bleachers.
Yes, certain heroes of the Bible waxed valiant in fights, turned to flight armies of the aliens, and subdued kingdoms.
But most had trial of cruel mockings, scourgings, imprisonments.
Were sawn asunder—Isaiah— while others were slain with the sword, being “destitute, afflicted, and tormented.”
If Olsteen preaches that kind of Biblical heroism his bleachers would be empty, abandoned, and vacated next time he rants center stage.
The monsignor preens again! [Clip]
[“Here we go!
This is my Bible.
I am what is says I am.
I have what it says I have.
I can do what it says I can do.
Today I will be taught the word of God.
I’ll boldly confess,
my mind is alert,
my heart is receptive,
I will never be the same,
in Jesus’ name.”]
‘I am what the Bible says I am,’ says Olsteen?
“Dust thou art,” says God, “and unto dust thou shalt return.”
‘I have what the Bible says I have,’ Olsteen affirms?
“Unto you is given not only to believe in Christ,” St Paul asserts, “but to suffer for His sake.”
‘I can do what the Bible says I can do,’ declares Olsteen?
“Except a man deny himself and take up his Cross daily,” exhorts Jesus, “he cannot be My disciple.”
If we wrap our heads around the true teachings of Jesus, grasp the full reach of both the Old and New Testaments, realize the self-sacrifice Jesus calls us to, then we’ll turn off Olsteen’s television evangelism right quick.
Switch it off. [Clip]
[“YOU MAY BE STRUGGLING WITH DEPRESSION, YOUR REPORT SHOULD BE, THIS IS ONLY TEMPORARY. THIS IS NOT WHO I AM. I AM FREE. I AM HAPPY. I HAVE A BRIGHT FUTURE. THE DREAM MAY LOOK TO BIG, BUT I KNOW WITH GOD, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE. NEW DOORS ARE ABOUT TO OPEN. GOOD BREAKS ARE LOOKING FOR ME. DIVINE CONNECTIONS, THE RIGHT PEOPLE ARE HEADED MY WAY.”]
Norman Vincent Peale on steroids.
He plugged it with Positive Thinking.
Osteen plugs it with sacred psychiatry.
Betcha most of his Olsteen’s fans add a little Prozac to their daily dose of warm and fuzzy hopes.
Olsteen’s self-help claptrap is simply psychologizing hype, sugar-coated with biblicized saccharine and spice.
Frankly…
I prefer pepper that stings, punctures, pierces, and bites.
The problem is not the blasphemous Christ mocking scum like the jew loving Osteen monster. Opportunistic scum like Osteen will ALWAYS be around to deceive and fleeces ignorant red neck fools so as to make millions working for Satan
Is IS the vile degenerate hypocrite morally bankrupt putrid itch ear scum who flock to his demonic circus of Satan to enjoin him in his facade of Gospel church -NOT – but a synagogue of Satan.All of these criminally ignorant redneck brain dead bed wetting fundi-moronical /evanJEWical Zio FRAUD Christians -They all emanate from Southern Baptist Morns who spawned filth like Hagee – BOTH of the Grahams and their jew worshiping Christ mocking ilk.
FACT virtually of these horrid unprovoked wars starting with WWI were enabled and or supported by these stupid irresponsible irresponsible mindless animals – BAPT-DUHS – of one stripe or another.
The TOTALLY UNPROVOKED invasion and DESTRUCTION of innocent Iraq was a CLASSIC example of the evil Capabilities of these dangerous peace threatening evangelicals for Satan scum.
Amen brother N; in the mighty name of Jesus!
Just follow the MONEY gullible Goyim, just follow the money.
ALL you need to know!!